FOUNDING DROP 01

Wear the
bad influence.

The first Dirty Lemon Co. merch drop is almost here. Preorder the pieces built for people who prefer their lemonade — and their wardrobe — a little louder.

32 oz. No small talk. · Freshly printed. Questionably influenced.

A LITTLE CREAMDIRTY LEMON CO.
MAKE THEM DIRTYDIRTY LEMON CO.
NOT HER STANDDIRTY LEMON CO.

— The Drop

Freshly printed.
Questionably influenced.

Preorder now. Ships when the drop closes. Only the stickers, tees, and merch are collectible — the 32 oz cups are photo-worthy, not for sale.

01 · Preorder

A Little Cream Never Hurt Anybody Tee

A cream-colored Dirty Lemon Co. shirt with a small front chest mark and an oversized back graphic featuring the phrase 'A Little Cream Never Hurt Anybody.'

$32Preorder price

Size

Quantity

1

Ships when Founding Drop 01 closes.

02 · Preorder

This Isn’t Your Daughter’s Lemonade Stand Tee

A bold statement shirt built around the phrase that started the trouble.

$34Preorder price

Color

Size

Quantity

1

Ships when Founding Drop 01 closes.

03 · Preorder

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Them Dirty Tee

The Dirty Lemon campaign line made wearable.

$34Preorder price

Color

Size

Quantity

1

Ships when Founding Drop 01 closes.

04 · Preorder

Dirty Lemon Co. Sticker Pack

A curated pack of official Dirty Lemon Co. logo, mascot, drink, and campaign stickers. Possible designs: primary logo, mascot, Fresh. Bold. A Little Dirty., Make Them Dirty, A Little Cream Never Hurt Anybody, Squeezed With Attitude.

$12Preorder price

Quantity

1

Ships when Founding Drop 01 closes.

— Preorder Information

The fine print,
unbored.

Preorders keep the drop honest. You lock in your size, we print exactly what the people asked for — no waste, no leftovers, no landfill tees.

Preorder closes
TBA — before final printing
Estimated fulfillment
Ships or ready for pickup 3–5 weeks after preorder closes
Shipping
US shipping available at checkout
Local pickup
Lynchburg, Virginia — pickup details sent with confirmation
Exchanges
Size exchanges within 14 days of delivery, unworn with tags
Questions
squeeze@dirtylemonco.com

— Drop Updates

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